You are going to watch a video with comedian Mark Gungor talking about the differences between men and women"s brains. Watch the video once, then read the script as you watch it and then watch it again without the script and, at the same time, answer the questions below.


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Startdiscussing men’s brains, women’s brains and how they’re very different fromeach other. I wanna start with men’s brains. All right? Men’s brains are veryunique, men’s brains are made up of little boxes and we have a box foreverything. We have a box for the car, we"ve got a box for the money, we got abox for the job, we got a box for you , we got a box for the kids, we got a boxfor your mother somewhere in the basement.We got boxes everywhere, and the rule is "the boxes don’t touch".When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that particular box, we putthat box out, we open the box, we discuss only what is in THAT box, all right?And then we close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touchany other boxes.Now women’s brains are very, very different from men’s brains. Women"s brainsare made up of a big ball of wire, and everything is connected to everything.Money is connected to the car, car is connected to your job and your kids areconnected to your mother...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.It’s like internet suprha highway, Ok? And it’s all driven by energy that wecall emotion. This is zzzzz. It’s one of the reasons why women tend to remembereverything. Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion, itburns in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing happensfor men, it just doesn"t happen very often because, but frankly, we don"t care.Women tend to care about everything! And she loves it, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhahahaha, ok?Men we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of. Thisparticular box has nothing in it. True, true. In fact, we call it the"nothing box." And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the"nothing box" is our favourite box. If a man has the chance, he’ll goto his nothing box every time. That"s why a man can do something seeminglycompletely brain dead for hours on it. You know, like fishing.Now, they’ve actually measured this. The University of Pennsylvania, a couple of years ago, did a studyand discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing andstill breathe.

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You know they"ve connected on the wires and stuff like, most ofbrain activity ... Our brain is dead!Women can’t do it, they can’t do it, their minds never stop, and they don"t understandthe "nothing box" and it drives them crazy because nothing drives awoman more crazy or makes you feel more irritated than to witness a man doingnothing!