FIONA:(spoken)There space things you nothing know, ya know.About me. Around how stormy I had it!SHREK:(spoken)What, in that cushy tower that yours?FIONA:(spoken)Cushy! are you kidding?(sung)I had nothing in that tower,fighting boredom by the hour.Princess Lonely, go circles.I had actually only...Bare essentials – army cot, ahot plate and chamber pot, andevery morning I would certainly boil it.No choice, I had actually no toilet.Just a check out of devastationout one window. Isolationin mine bedroom.And very tiny headroom.Twenty years ns sat and waited.I'm an extremely dedicated.On the wall surfaces the days to be added.Luckily those wall surfaces were padded!So...I think I acquired you beat.I think I acquired you beat.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.I think I gained you beat.I think I got you beat.SHREK:(spoken)Oh you think so? that was a sad story, but…(sung)I've heard better. I'm just saying.A because that effort. Many thanks for playing.Sad to see a princess suffer,but I had actually it rougher.Like the time a mob through torchesburned mine britches. View the scorches?You're just whiny.I had actually a flaming heiney!As i fled I had to wonder,if i was take it asunder,would one ogre walk to heaven?Did I point out I was seven?So...I think I acquired you beat.I think I got you beat.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.I think I acquired you beat.I think I got you beat.FIONA:No warm regards.SHREK:No Christmas cards.FIONA:And every day…SHREK:…was “Hell on planet Day”.FIONA:(spoken)Okay, peak this…(sung)I missed mine prom.SHREK:My Dad and also Momsent me away.It to be my birthday.FIONA:(spoken)I was sent away ~ above Christmas Eve.SHREK:(he though he had actually her)D’ah!FIONA:Ha-ha!(overlapping)FIONA:Bare essentials – military cot, ahot plate and chamber pot, andevery morning I would boil it.No choice.


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I had actually no toilet.SHREK:No warmth regards.No Christmas cards.FIONA:Just a watch of devastationout one window. Isolationin mine bedroom.And very small headroom.SHREK:And every daywas “Hell on planet Day”.FIONA:Twenty years ns sat and also waited.I'm really dedicated.On the walls the days were added.Luckily those walls were padded!SHREK:I missed mine prom.My Dad and Mom sent out me away.It to be my birthday.FIONA:Twenty years!SHREK:(mocking Fiona)I missed mine prom.TOGETHER:My Dad and Mom sent out me away…FIONA:So...SHREK:So…TOGETHER:I think I got you beat.I think I obtained you beat.SHREK:Yeah.FIONA:Yeah.SHREK:Yeah.FIONA:Yeah.SHREK:Yeah.FIONA:Yeah.TOGETHER:I think I obtained you beat.I think I acquired you beat.SHREK:Yeah.FIONA:Yeah.SHREK:Yeah.FIONA:Yeah.SHREK:Yeah.FIONA:Yeah.TOGETHER:I think I obtained you beat.I think I gained you beat.Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!(Shrek allows a far slip out.)SHREK:(spoken)Oopsy.Ah well, far better out than in I always say.(Fiona considers, then lets one slip herself.)(Shrek, impressed, currently commences a duel of fats and also burps.)SHREK:Hm-mmm-mm-mm-mm…(burp)FIONA:Hm-mmm-mm-mm-mm…(burp)SHREK:Hm-mmm-mm-mm-mm…(burp)FIONA:Hm-mmm-mm-mm-mm…(burp, burp, burp, big burp) Nya-nay-nay-nana-nyow-nyow…(Freestyle burping and farting contest, till they fall out laughing.)TOGETHER:Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.
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